// The timing of Mike walking over to our table tonight disturbingly coincided with our even more disturbing conversations. //

hopelessphilanthropist:

ashleecoleman:

I HAVE NO SHAME! 

(as I once sang aloud during the course of the meal)

Lol, the spoon in mouth, penis hunting, and basically every time something inappropriate or embarrassing was said he decided to make an appearance.

BUT NOT WHEN WE WANTED MORE COFFEE.

Mike may be fucking hot and bearded, but Nate is way nicer.

Mike’s nice to me, just not the people I come in with.

HENCE, WHY WE’RE GETTING MARRIED.

Nate’s pretty spiffy though. Mike just wanted us to get the fuck out. 

// The timing of Mike walking over to our table tonight disturbingly coincided with our even more disturbing conversations. //

I HAVE NO SHAME! 

(as I once sang aloud during the course of the meal)

sammisings:

That awkward moment when you’re trying to out fart your brother and it’s silent.

My life story. 

// Mandy, Samantha, Viviana, and I successfully annoyed the shit out of Mike tonight at Italiano’s.//

Apparently, he wants us to get the fuck out after we pay for our meals. 

Regardless, I feel like he’s finally warmed up to swearing around me… And I’m more than okay with this.

One day, I will propose marriage. 

And no Viviana, it does not matter if he has a girlfriend. I propose to everyone.